Archive for March 14th, 2010
"Get out of the medicine cabinet!" - my friend's roommate My friend had JUST gotten out of surgery for a torn ACL, and I was over visiting her, and she was in the back looking for painkillers[ READ MORE ]
My roommate: "What the HFAC?!"[ READ MORE ]
In the Smith Fieldhouse, waiting for Stake Conference to start.Girl behind me: "Woh, that guy has steps."(as if I am not RIGHT THERE, haha)Guy behind me: "Yup, stairway to heaven."Hahaha, *new nickname created*[ READ MORE ]
BYU loves me...they'd let me in even if I didn't have my ecclesiastical endorsement![ READ MORE ]
CS Professor: If you type "Python" into Google, what do you expect to find?Class: Snakes.CS Professor: Probably. But to a lot of us computer folks, Python is a type of programming language. So if you wanted to find that on Google, you'd have to specifically type in "Python language."Student 1: Wait, pythons have th[ READ MORE ]
Guy and girl writing back and forth on each others FB wallsGirl: This is so lame because we're in the same house.Guy: Same house? we're sitting a foot apart from each other[ READ MORE ]
girl 1: i saw a really coolgirl 2: stripping waltz[ READ MORE ]
1st Guy: oh we had a great time last night2nd Guy: so did you uh.....1st Guy: Throw up in her face. Nope!!![ READ MORE ]
Guy on cell phone: “Dude, did you know one in six people have genital herpes? . . . Yeah, man, your odds aren’t very good.”[ READ MORE ]
Girl on the phone: Is that J as in Jimmy or K as in kangaroo[ READ MORE ]
