Archive for March 14th, 2010

Katri Nicole Hakes

If there was a cannibal, I'd be a perfect option because I have such good muscles![ READ MORE ]

Alanna Kruger

Guy giving a talk today at Stake Conference: "I think the antithesis of honor would have to be Captain Moroni."

....I do not think that means what he thinks it means (in an Inigo Montoya accent)[ READ MORE ]

Jade McDowell

About a pie catching on fire: "I opened the oven and it was like the jaws of Hell.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Abbey Williams

"Why do I make such bad choices? Why Satan, Why?!?!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Spencer Colvin

Girl: "No, I am not going to call a girl to hang out with you....i'm sorry you're bored..



NO! All my girlfriends already know you...Don't you have any new Nintendo



games?

Really curious to WHO she was talking to[ READ MORE ]

Joshua Flores

At ward prayer. Girl " So I heard that the stake president has said everyone should go on at least one date every week. If any of you boys are having problems with this just come by apartment #*** and I would be happy to go with you."
Can I just say [ READ MORE ]

Alex Carnese

90-ish year old lady to her granddaughter in the bookstore: We just dropped it like its hot![ READ MORE ]

Anna Wendt

American Heritage TA: "If you love the aroma of cheese 24 hours a day that's a straight-up positive externality.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sarah McKenzie Carrigan

Art History professor: Sex is like putting a pencil in a pencil sharpener. I mean, ouch![ READ MORE ]

Chelsea Gibbs

roommate: have you ever had a fried twinkie, or a fried oreo?
me: No. ...why, have you?
roommate: No, I've just always wanted to meet someone who has[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward