Archive for March 13th, 2010

Lindsey McIntire Carson

Humanities 201 lecture

Teacher: I'm not sure what the title of this piece is... I think it's like "Man with Busts" or something...
*class snickers*
Teacher: What?! Oh, I said busts[ READ MORE ]

Jen Stewart

In Music Theory with Ron Simpson. I was attempting to create my own piano accompaniment to Desperado with just a lead sheet:
Ron: "Musically, it sounds like you're stroking a prize winning kitten."
Me: "Ron...what does that even mean?"
For the duration of the class, if anyone was playing too softly we proceeded to tell th[ READ MORE ]

Kelly Elizabeth Haight

I was going to go to the temple with him today, but I had to take a test[ READ MORE ]

Kimberly Mays

Girl on the phone: Yeah, Mom, I guess it'd be cool to go to Paris this summer. I'm just worried I'd get bored[ READ MORE ]

Tyler Jones

"Do you want to hold the priesthood?" --Boy
"No, I want the priesthood to hold me..." --Girl[ READ MORE ]

Jared Henry

Girl one: I ran out in my towel
Girl two: I wouldn't even have grabbed a towel[ READ MORE ]

Cassidy Nelson

"Some Gadianton Robber stole my parking spot!"

Oh so Mormon... hahaha![ READ MORE ]

Nikki Cheney

two boys walking through the bookstore. One points at the knit headbands they have on display and says "Heyyy thats where they get those things!" Second guy"I like how they wore them for like a week" First guy "yeah nobody wears them anymore" Second guy"I'm trying to decide if I like them" First guy "I like them!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jacob C. Wardell

Girl talking to a guy: "hav u seen the pictures on Facebook of me in my Lady Gaga costume?" (Guy shakes his head "no") "Stalk me!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward