Archive for March 13th, 2010

Melissa Monjaras

girl: "well it makes sense; Michigan is right next to Idaho."

...uuuuh[ READ MORE ]

Ben Christensen

I think BYU is apostatizing, I just found out they have a teacher who graduated from Duke![ READ MORE ]

Savannah White

Upon telling an old friend I go to BYU: "That's awesome! You never have to shave about the knee until you're married!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michelle Denise Valentine

In Art History 202 a while back, we were looking at a sculpture of several Old Testament prophets.
Professor: Can anyone tell me why Moses has horns?
Guy in the back: He was Mormon!
Professor: Exactly![ READ MORE ]

Alicia McIntire

two girls on campus- Girl 1: "Why does everyone keep saying that I am gosh darn maternal?" Girl 2: "Well, you are like the oldest one in the apartment and super mature..." Girl 1: "I'm 19!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Braden Callister

after watching roomate stand up next to the tv and eat his cereal, using the tv as a table...
Roomate 2: That's going in the journal for sure... Oh wait I don't write in my journal anymore![ READ MORE ]

Spencer Colvin

--"I swear, every day i found out someone else is getting married"
--"well, you are at Temple Tech&quot[ READ MORE ]

Brit Germann

professor: "why does BYU exist? to get married.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Mary Howard

Hum 202 professor: Now we assume if the earth is to be celestialized, she has to be married...Do you think she'll get together with Kolob[ READ MORE ]

Brandon Hatch

random guy coming out of the wilk; "we need to find a way to do a three way, I would want in on it" I'm hoping he was talking about something else[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward