Archive for March 13th, 2010
Couple on a date:Guy: (in the LOUDEST VOICE EVER) "I was SO good at basketball, they used to call me Captain Swish!"Girl: "Wow! That is so cool!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy on the phone: "Wait, was Prince Charming in this one? I don't remember."[ READ MORE ]
Guy on cell phone: “Dude, did you know one in six people have genital herpes? . . . Yeah, man, your odds aren’t very good.”[ READ MORE ]
I was in the JKB and recently overheard a young man trying to dissuade a young woman from participating in her first endowment session at the Salt Lake Temple and do it in a smaller temple like provo, explaining that it was boring and difficult to grasp among other things. He described his experience, being careful to [ READ MORE ]
OK I think this deserves to go up. I was at a dance last night and met a girl there. The sound there was ridiculously loud. As we danced and talked she said: "i think you`re kinda cute" ... me: "ha ha yeah it is" .....about ten seconds go by....... Me again: "wait--what did you say?"[ READ MORE ]
Girl on cell phone: "Two bags of blonde human hair at $80 a piece...I think it's a bargain!" ...shudder[ READ MORE ]
overheard @ Draper Temple (and several times at BYU)Brother: How do you pronounce you last name?Me: Mun-ha-rasBrother: oh, it sounds like your Tongan.Me: Mexican actuallyBrother: oh...You'd be amazed at how many people think i'm Polynesian, Asian, or Native American. I wish i looked Mexican :([ READ MORE ]
girl: if I looked like beyonce I'd never wear clothes either[ READ MORE ]
In Family Finance a few days ago.."Geese are monsters. They're from hell. How could anyone love such a creature?"[ READ MORE ]
at a hall meeting about the honor code my dear friend made a good point: "well, you know you're gonna have to take it off someday! i mean, I'm shooting for CELESTIAL glory!"[ READ MORE ]
