Archive for March 12th, 2010
Girls talking about part of a date:Girl one: well it was for four hours......Girl two: four hours?!?!??!!! That's the same length as gone with the wind!![ READ MORE ]
Talking about the Iliad. Professor: "We all picture Achilles as a manly hero man. But what was he doing when the embassy arrived?" Girl: "Knitting?"[ READ MORE ]
In English 150:Professor: Can someone please define the word vague?Student: Well, it's kind of... sort of... like ya know[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: the date lasted 6 hours!!Girl 2: that's like 2 dates in one!Girl 3: ya, i was like, we should be kissing by now!!byu: a new definition of speed-dating[ READ MORE ]
Walking across campus: "We've been married 30 years and he doesn't want to put out any more."[ READ MORE ]
My roommate went to a speed dating activity a few weeks ago. It was called "Eat, Drink, and Get Married."[ READ MORE ]
In the Wilk:Guy to a group: Ithought I was a great singer..I had great talent....and I mean that inthe humblest way possible, like tenor section leader in my school. Iplayed Tony in West Side Story last year! Then I come here, and I'mlike..."holy crap" that's why I had to learn an instrument.same guy later...."IT doesn[ READ MORE ]
Student: what do you go by? Teacher?doctor? Professor? Teacher: I go by master[ READ MORE ]
Kids at 5:oo am- girl 1: "It smells like chamomile"girl 2: (with a shocked look) "It smells like salmonella?"[ READ MORE ]
At a table of people: one kid making fun of his friend. The friend gets sick of it and says "why dont you go run with scissors and trip!" ten points for you![ READ MORE ]
