Archive for March 12th, 2010

Jillian Rachelle Bessey

Guy: "Man, gotta love tall, skinny guys.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Amy Henrie

Programmers at work after they discovered a computer that still had IE 3: I believe in technological euthanasia[ READ MORE ]

Emily Rogers

Two guys walking down the RB stairs. One turns to the other and says:
"You are my favorite walrus."
They turn away from each other and keep walking down the stairs[ READ MORE ]

Korey Moroz

my roommate: "I look at how tall they are, if they're attractive, and their left hand"
and then "as soon as i read that he was over 6 feet, i was team jacob! Imprint on me!" hahahahaha (background info: my roommate is 6'3)[ READ MORE ]

Craig Daniels

Paraphrased; talking about Lord of the Flies:
"That chapter where they kill Simon is like the best in the history of literature. It's like a spiritual experience when you read it!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Francesca Suzanne Earnshaw

Girl at the ballroom competition at the Marriott Center: "Freak, I'm gonna cry cause I hurt so bad, and it's not even sacrament meeting, so I can't blame it on feeling the Spirit!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Andrew Murray

Math teacher after explaining a concept: "It's not Rocket Science"
Student "Don't they use this in rocket science?"
teacher "..... yes&quot[ READ MORE ]

Melissa Anne Reese

overheard in Reno (on a BYU Wind Symphony trip)
"Maybe I should date some of these nice young men instead of just cuddle with them. There just aren't any guys I'm interested in dating right now, but hey, a girl gets cold.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tasha Hinton

Read on a BYU student's facebook status:
Guy 1: has no sort of motivation for anything right now and no drive. No desire. He just wants to sit here. But he can't. Must march forward.
Guy 2: Please. Don't use the word "march" on the weekend.
Guy 1: missionary power walk?
Guy 2: Well... more acceptable. Yes[ READ MORE ]

Elissa Martin

I heard this today, as I'm sure we all have.

Two guys walking towards each other between classes, greeting each other.
Guy 1: Hey! What's up?
Guy 2: Good! How are you?
Guy 1: Not much!
And then they continue walking[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward