Archive for March 11th, 2010
Girl pouring out her soul over frozen yogurt: "And honestly, I've never been engaged to anyone I've actually wanted to marry."[ READ MORE ]
"I like it when you clean cause you don't move anything!"[ READ MORE ]
After a kiss- Guy: "so how was it?"[ READ MORE ]
3 guys in music 101, one of which has grown a 'stache. He and his friends are talking about it. freshman 1: No it looks ugly.freshman 2: Nah Dude, it's ballermustached freshman 3: I'm gonna ask a girl out today with this thing. Since when did having a mustache make you more appealing to BYU girls? Gotta love those freshman boys![ READ MORE ]
Overheard in the cougar eat at Taco Bell. "William Maryme, I've got an order for William Maryme?"[ READ MORE ]
Playing a...game.. with some friends in the apartment.Kid: I win I was on top.Me: No I was on top!!![ READ MORE ]
"Facebook is like eating. I do it when I'm bored."[ READ MORE ]
"Rule #1. Don't give your number to a guy you just met unless he's incredibly attractive."[ READ MORE ]
