Archive for March 11th, 2010
guy talking on the phone:"I'm pretty convinced that there's like this crazy underground world beneath me..."[ READ MORE ]
Girl in front of the ASB: "BYU prides itself on massive amounts of paper work"[ READ MORE ]
"We can't leave him! He's our only kid!"[ READ MORE ]
stats professor walks into class "How many people in here are eagle scouts? Eagle scouts raise their hands. You know how someone told you that you would be asked that question someday? Check."[ READ MORE ]
Student giving a talk in her ward: "The Natural Man is an enemy to God and women."[ READ MORE ]
Communications class, talking about religion and political leaders, "What religion is Barak Obama?"some kid towards the front mutters "Sunni"[ READ MORE ]
Boy 1: I can't believe some people still think Barak Obama is MuslimBoy 2: Well, his middle name is Hussein.Boy 1: OK, he was Muslim but he converted to ChristianityBoy 2: He only converted to Christianity so he could be elected President![ READ MORE ]
Programmers at work after they discovered a computer that still had IE 3: I believe in technological euthanasia[ READ MORE ]
Guy on the phone in the library atrium: But babe, married apartments are so much cleaner![ READ MORE ]
Guy to a girl he doesn't know: "You're cute. Want a mint?..."[ READ MORE ]