Archive for March 11th, 2010
Two people outside the Wilk.Guy: "I don't even know who Florence Nightingale is."Girl: "She's the mannequin in the library!"I would HOPE that's not all she knows about Miss Nightingale[ READ MORE ]
in the locker room of the temple:girl 1: did you see how short the line is for confirmations?girl 2: YES! what a blessing![ READ MORE ]
girl in math class: "he sent me here to watch you."[ READ MORE ]
Two girls in the Wilk:Girl 1: "The blonde one?"Girl 2: "Yeah, I know, right?"Girl 1: "HE'S Yoda??"I had no idea what to make of this conversation. [ READ MORE ]
a married girl giving advice to a recently engaged classmate on what to look for when finding an apartment:"DEFINITELY find one with a big guest room, because we had SO many gifts from the wedding I don't know where else I would have put them."I wish my largest concern was finding enough extra room for all the gifts I'll be receiving[ READ MORE ]
Guy student: Is that a picture of Elvis on your notebook?Teacher: IT'S FRIDA KAHLO!!girl student: that means you were wrong on the gender, race, and unibrow factor[ READ MORE ]
Girl talking on the phone to who I assume is female: "Does he make out with other people?" <Pause> "Like who?" <Pause> "who?" <Pause> "Are they like regulars?"[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: "I never see anyone anymore!"Girl 2: "Well, you're married..."[ READ MORE ]
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think mRNA has a spirit. I know everything is supposed to have an intelligence, but..."[ READ MORE ]
Professor asks if everyone has received a handout, when a whole row of people raise their hand saying they didn't get one he turns to his male TA and says "were you never a deacon?!?"[ READ MORE ]
