Archive for March 11th, 2010

Tasha Hinton

In an email announcing a showing of "The Lion King" in German, they gave this synopsis of the movie:

"The film is a Walt Disney production and tells the story of a young lion who loses his father, grows up in exile and gradually develops leadership qualities which make it possible for him to eventually wrest power from [ READ MORE ]

Tasha Hinton

Girl in the Wilk: "He wanted me to snuggle with him, and I was like 'I don't know how!' because I have a boyfriend. So then he wanted to teach me how to snuggle."

I was trying so hard not to laugh[ READ MORE ]

Sam Wasden

Guy talking to his friend: Well, from my history of me being on a first date when I double with you, and I never get a second date with the gir li was out with; and based off of my theory that representation equals causation, you are NOT coming on this one[ READ MORE ]

Tiffany Nicole Jackman

Girl in the Cougareat a few days ago: She only hangs out with white people and not with Asians. She could have been Asian if she wanted to[ READ MORE ]

Brian Delmege

While doing some slight eavesdropping in the CougarEat:
"I don't really like his other policies, but if Obama can fix the BCS, he deserves to be President.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Courtney Dickson

Steve Durtschi, director of University Chorale, had just been having the women practicing a panting exercise for singing/breathing purposes. He then turned to the men and said: "Men, stand! And pant with us!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tasha Hinton

The steve mentioned below:
"Altos, it may seem that have my back turned to you, but in fact my right ear is pointed right towards you, and I'm listening for a 'mi.' So please, make it lovely and place it gently in my right ear.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Keyra Kristoffersen

This was said at BYU "West" but I still think it counts.
"Wait the Lady Smurf was in the Garden of Eden?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ethan Taylor Marston

BoM professor: "I think that's what most members think perfection means: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Clones.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Audrey Heaton

BOM Professor: "If one day you become rich and think you don't have to listen to the lowly prophet, I will spank you!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward