Archive for March 10th, 2010

Ed Creager

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Haley Beaudin

Religion Professor: "you start learning anatomy with your girlfriend using the Braille system&quot[ READ MORE ]

Emily Sumsion

Music Professor: "Copland's "Fanfare for the common man" makes me tear up and want to stand up and put my hand over my heart, and I'm not even American!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Samuel Harrison Feil

"Why can't girls just show a little love?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Megan Combs

(after professor said he hated the Beatles)

Student: Do you like the Jonas brothers more than the Beatles?

BOM professor: NO! That's like asking me to choose between diarrhea and constipation!

Student: Well... which one is which[ READ MORE ]

Shayla Brummer

“If you put Mother Teresa into power, then she’s not going to be Mother Teresa anymore. She’s going to turn into Hitler.” –Tim[ READ MORE ]

Cameron Soane

In the WILK court,
Guy 1: She better dance faster.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because those cankles aren't going to get rid of themselves[ READ MORE ]

Geoffrey Scott

Guy #1, about to go on a mission, reads aloud his fortune underneath a Jones' Soda bottle cap: "Your love life will be happy and harmonious"
Guy #2: With who? Your companion?
Guy #1: HOPEFULLY![ READ MORE ]

Chelsey Sidler

"Ah I have to do that soon while I'm still single"
....listens on phone...
"Yeah I know. I thought about not getting married... because its just sooo expensive to travel with another person&quot[ READ MORE ]

Craig Foster

Guy 1: "BYU was named the most popular university in the country by a national magazine."
Girl 1: "Yeah, The Ensign&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward