Archive for March 10th, 2010
in a humanities class talking about a character in a William Faulkner story my professor says ... "yep. he is definitely gay. my occasionally amis gay-dar must have missed that line..."[ READ MORE ]
In my History 202 classprofessor: "whats columbia good at making that they can trade?"girl: "drugs!"[ READ MORE ]
A text from my friend who just woke up from having surgery:"I'm in SUCH a good mood!!!"[ READ MORE ]
Architecture Professor: Less is more if your'e a genius working with a millions of dollars, but if you're a mediocre architect working with a small budget, then less is just...less[ READ MORE ]
Architecture Professor: "Hitler was just a frustrated artist and architect. If only they'd let him in, then we only would have had a bunch of mediocre art instead of the holocaust..."[ READ MORE ]
In Physiology. One girl talking to another girl: "My friend was eating a lot of junk last night...so I told her to stop being a phagocyte."[ READ MORE ]
"Well Technically Jesus was closer to being Mexican than black." - two roommates engaged in a deep biblical discussion[ READ MORE ]
someone walking to class with friends- "OH MY GOSH! I'm SO excited about that Jane Austen in context class!"[ READ MORE ]
"If I'm not getting some, NO ONE is getting some!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy to his girlfriend: You know, you're not really short. You just feel short[ READ MORE ]
