Archive for March 10th, 2010
Girl on phone: Hey! How are ya? Good. Yeah, are we supposed to buy beards today[ READ MORE ]
A guy walking in from of the JFSB:"Well, she only partially rejected me..."[ READ MORE ]
"But seriously, is it a bad thing that a guy was thinking about me while he was in the bath?"[ READ MORE ]
"Are you that guy that's always commenting on Overheard?" Yes. That's me. Thank you for the I.D. check, Subway Girl[ READ MORE ]
Bro. Underwood talking sarcastically about misconceptions about race in religion... "Sure you may be Saturday's Warriors but let's take Saturday's losers and put them in black bodies..."[ READ MORE ]
"I won't put up with this crap! Cosmo just hit me..."[ READ MORE ]
While studying in the No Shhh zone, I overheard a conversation about how rich mission presidents are. In the midst of them saying whose mission president is better than the other's, they said, "All mission presidents are rich. 90% of mission presidents could buy a whole city."[ READ MORE ]
guy on the bus talking about cookies or something: "They were so good. Like I would marry them good."[ READ MORE ]
"All fence-sitters go to hell."- HUM 201 prof[ READ MORE ]
Girl talking to guy in an apologizing tone:"I don't mean to be flirtatious, I'm just friendly. Sorry though!" Sounds like someone got rejected[ READ MORE ]