Archive for March 9th, 2010
Professor: My wife is going to drag me kicking and screaming to the celestial kingdom she is such a moral person![ READ MORE ]
Overheard at Aspen Grove:Guy to group: Remember who you are and what you're worth!Girl: I'm Cheap!General Laughter...Girl: Wait, I think that came out wrong[ READ MORE ]
NT professor: "I always pray that the Lord will hasten the Second Coming in church, but it makes some people uncomfortable, like they're not ready. Like my dear sweet mother for instance, gets so worried about it... come on Mom, get ready! Stop holding everybody back, let's get things moving! Some of us can't pay our mortgage!"[ READ MORE ]
"...and if all else fails, she can blame her home teachers..."Closing prayer when our home teachers made my roommate late for an appointment[ READ MORE ]
Poly sci professor: "Luxembourgers––doesn't that sound like something you'd eat at McDonald's?"[ READ MORE ]
guy talking on phone:"Yeah and I have to write the liberal part for the group.... I don't know how to think liberal!"[ READ MORE ]
BoM Professor: "I didn't want to be the best friend. I wanted to seal the deal!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy to girlfriend: "If your gunna tell me I have to be like Edward, you can't complain that my hands are cold."[ READ MORE ]
"Ya at least his ears were in the right place. Not like on his neck or something." I don't even know[ READ MORE ]
Guy: "So actually I guess that means I'm worth negative money right now."Girl: "Yeah that's not so great. So... why do I want to marry you again?"Guy: "I don't know! [sighs] The only person who values me right now is God."[ READ MORE ]
