Archive for March 9th, 2010

Becca Williams

Walking past the blood drive set-up at the Wilk:

Boy walks up to the girl at the front table.
Boy: Um, so, I slept with a man in Africa. I don't know his history. Can I donate blood?
Girl: *Mouth open in shock.*
Boy: *Starts cracking up, and laughs until she realizes he was kidding.*

He pulled it off well. Props[ READ MORE ]

Richard Stubbs

Over heard at the BYU creamry:



Freshman boy: "Get her to make you one of those hamburgers. It's like an orgasm in your mouth with all the STD's included.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Carson Ralphs

Two people people doing some last minute studying for a religion test on the bus from Wyview:

Guy 1: "So Joseph Smith taught that in addition to careful, ponderous, and solemn thoughts, what else is needed to find out the things of God?"

Guy 2: "Experience?"

Guy 1: "Yup, just like pokemon!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Courtenay Cook

"Heaven won't be heaven without GUACAMOLE!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Amanda Marceau

sterday walking between the hbll and the kennedy center: "just to show you how unselfish I am-jusst think of what our children would look like--poor things!" said by a not so cute guy to a cuter girl who was less than interested in him right before he walked off lol[ READ MORE ]

Patrick

While eating dinner in the cougareat with a friend, we were approached by three guys who politely asked, "Could we have four of your fries? We need to take pictures of our puppets with them." We gave them four french fries and then they went a little ways away and used them to pose their sock puppets with[ READ MORE ]

Becci

Girl on phone: Hey! How are ya? Good. Yeah, are we supposed to buy beards today[ READ MORE ]

Krysta Felix

BOM professor: "I don't think we were made to eat salads, 'cause the vegetables keep getting stuck. That doesn't happen with Slurpees.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Courtenay Cook

Art Professor: "I really hope that in the afterlife we're still able to eat. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'll still want a hamburger or a piece of pizza." Girl in class: "Well, with your resurrected body, you'll be able to eat, so..." Guy in class: "Well with our resurrected bodies we'll be able to eat airplanes and stu[ READ MORE ]

Ryan

Over heard at the BYU creamry:



Freshman boy: "Get her to make you one of those hamburgers. It's like an orgasm in your mouth with all the STD's included.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward