Archive for March 9th, 2010
Guy: the moon is so bipolarGirl: yeah it's tripolar, NO quadpolar![ READ MORE ]
cougereat, customer to the cashier "Don't think I'm some loner that lives in my parents basement, I actually go on dates all the time...and I mean all the time!"[ READ MORE ]
in the RB on Thursday right after it started snowing..."this wasn't the place, California was. Brigham Young was just lazy."[ READ MORE ]
Professor drops a cough dropGirl, who is just walking by: 5 second rule- its still good!Professor: actually I have a 4 minute ruleGirl: *laughs*(waited a few seconds as they parted ways)Professor: Oh and one more thing... I can tell by the countenance of your face that God is pleased with what you are doing with your life.:D Oh [ READ MORE ]
As I was walking out of the temple yesterday, I heard these two guys talking loudly and one said, "Urgh... If I wasn't in the House of the Lord, I would have killed him."[ READ MORE ]
While eating dinner in the cougareat with a friend, we were approached by three guys who politely asked, "Could we have four of your fries? We need to take pictures of our puppets with them." We gave them four french fries and then they went a little ways away and used them to pose their sock puppets with[ READ MORE ]
Girl: "It's Wingardium Levi-O-sa!" Guy: "NO, it's Expecto Patronum!!!"[ READ MORE ]
2 guys in the cougareat talking to friends at another table...Guy 1: "I hope your sandwiches are good"Guy2: "hahah we BLESS them to be good"[ READ MORE ]
Prof. talking to the class " I forgot my notes home...I was too busy..eating cookies. Damn those were too good!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor: You know, when I make up multiple choice tests I kind of feel like Satan. I take the truth and then I twist it several different ways to trick you into picking the wrong one. Isn't that what he does?Student: No, if you were following Satan's plan, there would only be one answer for each question and we would[ READ MORE ]
