Archive for March 8th, 2010
Bishopric: Better get used to blaming yourself, cause once you are married you have no choice in the matter.Boy 1: If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around, is he still wrong?Bishopric: Ohh, that is a good question, I have no idea. Boy 2: THAT is why men go camping!!Pretty much one of the greatest things I have heard[ READ MORE ]
guy talking to girl whos ancestors came before the mayflower and on the mayflower: Your parents stole this land from its rightful owners!Girl: They had it coming, haven't you ever read the Book of Mormon[ READ MORE ]
In Sunday school talking about what you want in a future spouse girl shouts "They have to be Flexible" The entire class busts out laughing... Im so glad we were all on the same page[ READ MORE ]
Sunday School Teacher: When you are married, you can't just run around and hang out with chicks and dudes...Sister So-and-so: Chicks? Seriously? I am a daughter of God.Class: roaring laughter[ READ MORE ]
Girl:"Ah, you have a utes sweatshirt?" Guy:"Yeah, but I only wear it to the store on Sundays."[ READ MORE ]