Archive for March 8th, 2010
Guy: "The only thing that I overhear at BYU is MARRIAGE!"[ READ MORE ]
math professor in a good ol' english accent: "well apart from where you did evrything wrong.. it was fine"[ READ MORE ]
"Oprah kind of owns...everything. Her and Disney. I'm pretty sure they own the rights to the world."[ READ MORE ]
Guy 1: Well it's not like i'm gonna end up marrying her.Guy 2: Exactly![ READ MORE ]
Exercise Science Professor: "...and neutrophils are just gay, they don't reproduce..."[ READ MORE ]
In the HBLL, a girl said this, "I don't know his name and I've never even talked to him, but I'm totally in love with this guy."[ READ MORE ]
Dr. Howard in music 202 said about marriage- "Hi, would you like to fulfill my priesthood duty?"and..."Okay, well have a happy weekend class! Don't ponder about feminism and suicide!"I love that man[ READ MORE ]
A girl talking on her phone near the library: "I am really upset by my imaginary siblings trying to commit suicide, [ READ MORE ]
A girl chatting with a couple of her friends:"Well, that's one thing I can chek off of my list, right? 'get asked out by a lesbian'."[ READ MORE ]
Girl at the bean "Teaching only abstinance is like someone saying think happy thoughts for Depression."[ READ MORE ]
