Archive for March 8th, 2010

Spencer Colvin

"I swear i have spidey sense! They should name a Superhero after me!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Devin Nightingale

Guy while hanging on to a girl's hood: "Mush, doggie, Mush!"
Girl: "I'm gunna bite you!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Bradley Stoker

Roommate's facebook status for two freaking days:

"I haven't seen him since that one time. I know where his room is though, so I'll try to catch him before he leaves. How are things with you and the fam?"

I guess he hasn't learned how to post to someone's wall yet[ READ MORE ]

Katie Farr

"I was head over heels in lust. Love came later."



Anthropology professor[ READ MORE ]

Porsche Mead

Between me and my roommate:
Talking about a girl who didn't know what "fondling" was...
Her-"That would be me, I didn't know what spooning was until girl's camp"
Me-"Yeah I found out...WAIT GIRL'S CAMP???????&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michael Francis

Guy on a phone: "He totally has a hot body. I just wanna lick it.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tasha Hinton

Me: Do you know the BYU fight song?
My 8 year old brother: Rise and shout, the poopers are out[ READ MORE ]

Michael Nugent

some kid at the freshman dorms: "I hate hearing the people upstairs mating&quot[ READ MORE ]

Carlie Christopher

"Neutrophils are like those guys in Lord of the Rings that always go around looking for trouble..... You know, the Rangers!" - Professor Silcox in P.D. Bio[ READ MORE ]

Brittany Williams

"I like to have fun, but, I mean...I'm almost 26.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward