Archive for March 7th, 2010
In gospel doctrine"So, after you get married, a lot of things change. Like, you can't just go hang out with dudes and chicks anymore." Girl: "Chicks?! I am a DAGHTER OF GOD!!!"[ READ MORE ]
In Sunday School, discussing qualities we would look for in a future spouse:BYU Girl 1- Loyalty.BYU Girl 2 - Humor.BYU Guy 1- Stamina.umm...*awkward giggles*[ READ MORE ]
"you taste good". -a girl kissing a guy in the back of the chapel during testimony meeting[ READ MORE ]
Also in sunday school discussing qualities wanted in a spouse. Guy *under his breath*- "Rich"Lots of laughing and snickering from surrounding people Guy- "oops, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud"[ READ MORE ]
Wow, that was a great penetration[ READ MORE ]
girl 1: "I haven't gotten lai'd yet"girl 2: "I have!"I was appalled until i realized we were at a lu'au[ READ MORE ]
(guy and girl playing pool) Guy: Alright, if I win this game we are making a list of what we need for our 72 hour kits[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: Yeah, we are official now! I like him so much.Girl 2: That's so great! So do you like kiss a lot[ READ MORE ]
In Heritage Halls: "You know how sometimes black people talk to black people different than they talk to white people?" "Yeah, but sometimes white people talk to black people different than they talk to white people. Like, just the other day, I saw this black friend of mine and I was all like, 'What up, dog?'"[ READ MORE ]
Today I asked my little brother if he knew what the Mascot was for BYU."Babies!"[ READ MORE ]
