Archive for March 7th, 2010

Melissa Crandall

Our Bishop: "The church must be true or else all those 19-year-old missionaries would have destroyed it by now.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jeff Bascom

Guy refering to his two year old son, "My son is playing spider solataire, he's a fricken genius."
Guy's sister, "But he can't say Ferrari.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Brandon Henson

I overheard a girl ask the question almost every BYU student wants to know, "How do I act like a black person without looking retarded?" [ READ MORE ]

AnnaLisa Arntsen

Guy to girl in class: "This might be weird, but do you play soccer a lot?"
Girl: "oh ya!"
Guy: "ya, i can tell, cuz you have a soccer body"
Girl: "um...thanks?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Scott Huff

Elders Quorum Teacher, "What was one of Adams greatest trials?" Unseen person "Eve!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Joseph Weiss

Third hour - combined meeting about getting along with roomates - talking about cooking smells an such with roomates who are 'sinful' - Bishop, "Yeah, you don't want your roomate coming out screaming, 'stop cooking that! i can't smell my reefer!'&quot[ READ MORE ]

Hillary Megan

"Walmart has every other day of the week. But Sunday is the Lord's day, not Walmart's day.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Weston Rowley

In Sunday School:
"I wish someone overweight would sit on front of us so I could sleep. You are insufficiently large for my purposes.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Laura Johnson

"I won't touch someone who's in love!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Cory Erb

4 year old boy to his father: What's that? (pointing to the "statue" in front of the clyde building.)
Father: Well, they claim that it's art son, but it's actually just a big metal piece of crap[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward