Archive for March 7th, 2010
"I know its kinda morbid, but i wonder who will come to my funeral." - Girl 1"Yeah. I know what you mean. I'm gonna get special permission from my bishop and get cremated. Cuz i just don't like the other way" -Girl [ READ MORE ]
guy in testimony meeting: "So I forgot that today was fast Sunday until I got to church because last Sunday was so weird and anyway, I ate a bowl of Reese's Puff's for breakfast and now they are all gone and I won't have any for tomorrow, so I guess that's my punishment for forgetting"[ READ MORE ]
While walking past Stover Hall with a guy friendGuy in window: Kiss her!Me: We're not dating, but thanks anyway.Guy in window: Go for it anyway!Me: Dude! He's my home teacher!Guy Friend: That's just weird, man.Guy in Window: Magnify your calling!![ READ MORE ]
girl: "I don't know what I'm doing at Byu, I love scruff"[ READ MORE ]
Belk in Bio 100 "she participated in messy reproduction!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy: Dont you wear a belt?Girl: No...these pants are too big...Guy: ...Isn't that why you wear a belt...Girl: He he...yea[ READ MORE ]
Guy after church: "Oh shoot!! It's Fast Sunday! I just drank a ton of water! Can you come outside and run me over with a car real quick??"[ READ MORE ]
Pre-mission male student: "That’s what Sundays are for. God designated Sundays for homework."Female student: "No, that’s not what Sundays are for!" Pre-mission male student: "Yes it is. It says in the Bible. I got a seventy-six in the Book of Mormon, I think I would know."[ READ MORE ]
in testimony meeting - "So when I first got to the MTC, I got to my room before anyone else, and I knelt down- Well I claimed the bottom bunk bed first of course- and gave a prayer."[ READ MORE ]
guy in my ward: "Okay really, they are acting like they are about seven....no lets say they are eight...that way they are held accountable!"[ READ MORE ]
