Archive for March 6th, 2010
female custodian in my hall:"and I REEEEALLY had to pee....so I peed in the urinal."[ READ MORE ]
"My favorite is the Daughter of Jared, i mean, not only was she 'exceedingly fair' but she was also 'expert' ... and she could dance! Is that bad of me?"[ READ MORE ]
"if I were to spray paint abs on myself, it would look like a pan of cinnamon rolls"[ READ MORE ]
"How do you know there wasn't a womb in my mom???" - Anonymous Psych Professor[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: “I can’t believe I still laugh when someone farts” Girl 2 “It’s because, deep down everyone has a 12 year oldboy inside of them”[ READ MORE ]
"Kristen, she is SO OLD!!!"....what my 21 yea old, fresh-off-the-mission guy acquaintance said very seriously in reference to dating me. WE ARE THE EXACT SAME AGE :) Not bitter, just not able to contain my giggles :)[ READ MORE ]
"Crying babies are like beautiful women and should be taken out."-Vocal Point Concert[ READ MORE ]