Archive for March 6th, 2010
"it took me a LONG time to realize that Jason was a girl...... and he had been for over a MONTH!" ...uhhh[ READ MORE ]
"I don't like action movies... but I like action DURING movies!"[ READ MORE ]
Walking on the south side of campus: "Was it Tender?"[ READ MORE ]
Boy scout outside the ESC: Go Utes![ READ MORE ]
Mormon Missionary to Muslim student:Missionary: "Yes, and we believe in the heavenly mother, without whom Heavenly father cannot create, and God himself had a father and mother who are also gods, and Heavenly Father was not always the God that we deal with, Abraham, Moses, and all the Old Testament prophets used to pra[ READ MORE ]
In the Multi-Media Lab, guy on the phone: "I need someone to make out with when I watch the movie."[ READ MORE ]
I heard this a while ago. I was in the library and overheard a girl say to her friend "wow this would be the perfect place to stage a murder. You know, kind of like Clue!"[ READ MORE ]
Playing smurf off campus but at BYU housing. The phrase was ''nibbling on the ear'' (this was a while ago) Questioner - "When was the last time you smurfed?"Girl - " ... 5 months ago."Crowd - "OOOHHHHH?!"Q. - "Where did you smurf?"Girl - "At a family reunion."Crowd - " .......... WHAT?!"[ READ MORE ]
Heard wandering the JFSB basement "Go jump off of a tall object, preferably a building."[ READ MORE ]
History prof. talking about what led up to the Opium War and tea - "Then the trade expanded and the British began to drink a LOT of pee ... uh, i mean, tea, TEA!"[ READ MORE ]
