Archive for March 6th, 2010
"God made Saturn. And he liked it. So.... he put a ring on it."[ READ MORE ]
Guy to girl: "Why's you let go? What if your two friends back there had seen you holding a dude's hand? That would have been, like, party status!"[ READ MORE ]
I'm going to go shave so I can take my test[ READ MORE ]
"It was big. Like, sunk the Titanic big." - girl describing her newly engaged friend's ring[ READ MORE ]
Group E-mail:Hi all!This is (name withheld) and I am writing this e-mail because I think I am not able to go to today's Art History Class. I've got severe diarrhea. Thanks!(Name Withheld)[ READ MORE ]
guy to gilr: "...and then you're like... you're like 'STUPID MORONI!!!!!!!!!!'"[ READ MORE ]
Girl squeezed off the sidewalk onto the grass: "DANG IT!! I'm a rebel!"[ READ MORE ]
Girl: You're Satan.Guy: *in whiny voice* No I'm nooooooooooot![ READ MORE ]
in the RB a few days ago a girl sitting on a guy's lap "You are a pretty small... Polynesian."[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "Right there is where I was accosted by gypsies."[ READ MORE ]
