Archive for March 6th, 2010
I think I'm going to go to the library to sleep[ READ MORE ]
"Has our ward been the relationship factory that it should be?"[ READ MORE ]
A few days ago. Boy literally shouting into his cell phone in the library entrance:"THEY'RE HUGE!!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE THEM, THEY'RE HIPPOS!! THEY HAVE BIG JOWLS AND NASTY TEETH AND--...hello?..."[ READ MORE ]
After new mexico lossBoy 1: dang, we should have prayes harder! Boy 2: we even had a general authority present and we still lost![ READ MORE ]
Just learned the benefits of a certain sword design. Gotta love the wilk[ READ MORE ]
My Psych Professor: "kisses don't necessarily mean love. The mafia kisses you before they kill you."[ READ MORE ]
Econ professor: "this isn't rocket science. Rocket science is about parabolas. This is WAY harder than that."[ READ MORE ]
Roomie: "I just don't understand why my boss had to take THREE whole weeks off for a stupid baby! They're not even that fun!"[ READ MORE ]
At the Creamery on 9th:Girl 1: "No, I wouldn't make..."Girl 2: "Did you just say you wouldn't mate??"Girl 1: "What? NO. I am ALL over that."[ READ MORE ]
Guy after recieving his mission call to Poland: "Polish is like freaking Chinese."[ READ MORE ]