Archive for March 5th, 2010

Mark T Hales

Guy talking to a girl walking behind me:
Guy: I love sneezing. Have we ever had a conversation about how amazing I think sneezing is?
Girl: I don't think so[ READ MORE ]

Karrae Brunner

My boss: "you guys are a bunch of basket ball losers! ...
I'm very disappointed in my staff right now.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Lizzi Cutler

Girl talking to her friend by the library: And then he confessed his love to me on facebook![ READ MORE ]

Sarah Swerdfeger

"I think he ate some kind of weird mushroom or something because he was acting really weird.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Emily Sumsion

Guy talking really loudly on his cell phone: "SO YOU'RE REALLY GROWING UP. YOU ARE REALLY GETTING OLDER. YOU'RE BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP, ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE 2 YEARS OLD?!?!"
Not as old as I thought[ READ MORE ]

Rebekah Caitlyn Elliott

"Gird up your loins and come on over!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Justin Adams

"I feel like I just woke up from an all-nighter&quot[ READ MORE ]

Marie Nielson

I'm not posting this for pity or anything, I just thought it was funny:
Me: So my goal is to go one one date this semester
My roommate (COMPLETELY serious): So who are you going to ask?

Ouch[ READ MORE ]

Ashlee Woolsey

i heard someone say a couple weeks ago: "I'd never even heard of the term NCMO until I came to BYU....&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ken Frei

Today at lunch I was asked by some random guy...

"So if a girl is a returned missionary, do you think it would be cool if we went to the temple on a date? I mean, we could do sealings together and it would put all kinds of crazy ideas in her head."

I told him he might want to put that idea on hold[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward