Archive for March 5th, 2010

Stephanie Carlson

In an elevator in the Widtsoe:

Girl: "He was seeing monkeys in his room, thought all his kids were evil clones..."
Boy: "Serious? That's crazy!"
Girl: " I know right!? Turns out he had a bacterial infection."
Boy: "Whoa."
Girl: "He's all better now, but yeah, he said there were monkeys everywhere...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Becci Walsh

My New Testament teacher who's in his 60's:
"I was a bishop in the 80's, back then I was an young punk - now I'm an old punk but I'm still a punk." :)[ READ MORE ]

Lacey M Aukema

In Stats 221 lab:
Girl 1: How did you do on the test?
Girl 2: Pretty good I guess. But I have to, both of my parents are statisticians.
Girl 1: Oh right. My dad works for UPS and my mom is a domestic engineer. That means she's a mom.

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Henry Richard Thomas

girl: from now on i'm definitely studying BEFORE I take the test[ READ MORE ]

Carol Martin

Two girls talking:
Girl: Well when he gets back from his mission, I'll be 26 and that's a big deal![ READ MORE ]

Dave Peris

Guy: How are you?
Girl: I'm afraid of commitment[ READ MORE ]

Chelsea Marie Alley

Guy: So wait, when do you graduate again?
Girl: *sigh* sometime before the second coming. . [ READ MORE ]

Eric McCaffree

Guy and girl walk out of the library.
Guy: Hey, we should make out.
Girl: Uh, yeah, ok, sure.
Guy: I mean, assuming you don't have a boyfriend or husband or anything[ READ MORE ]

Amy Henrie

Bro. Goodman: Stealing from prophets is okay.

Bro. Goodman: I buy 90% of my wife's clothing. I'm not controlling or anything - I'm just good at it![ READ MORE ]

Amy Henrie

Guy speaking from his apartment window: Yo no tengo mis pantalones.
Girl: What about your pants?
Guy: I'm not wearing them!
Girl: oh...O_[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward