Archive for March 5th, 2010

Emily Kristine Solomon

Don Menza @ Jazz Concert: "I owe you a beer...if you can find one!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Taylor Christopher

"Crying babies are like beautiful women and should be taken out."
-Vocal Point Concert[ READ MORE ]

Matthew J

Heard in a history class: "I mean it's not like they had sexual relations with their polygamous wives. They just took care of them, huh.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jaesika Colleen Nelson ヅ

Ok.. so i'm at BYU-i... but this was really random...
Two guys were sitting at a table talking, and when I walked by one guy was saying to the other:
"His name is Jason. We're going steady.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Chelsea Gibbs

writing professor: "...thanks to FERPA, the goddess of all evil.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Stephanie Grimes

Guy on 3rd floor of the Wilk: "He 'pretty much' cheated? So, did his tongue 'pretty much' go into her mouth?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Natasha Butler

Guy 1: Hey man!
Guy 2: Hey! How's it going?
Guy 1: Good! You?
Guy 2: Pretty good!
Guy 1: Good! So, when did you get home?
Guy 2: Oh about... about a year ago.
Guy 1: Oh. Nice!



...
Guy 2: Well I'll see you around
Guy 1: Ok... bye!

I thought that was an odd sort of reunion[ READ MORE ]

Brandon Hatch

This was from a guy who got in a fight at a intermural soccer game. He kept on trying to pick up a fight with the other guy and some where in his working he said "You bet your bottom dollar on it!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jessica Kosorok

guy in the library:
"I'm already a quarter of a century old and I'm not married! What am I doing? I'm a menace to society!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kwasi Koranteng

Sad Conversation maybe i should'nt have been there (but hey its the coolest rejection i've ever heard)
Boy: so what are u doing tonite?
Girl: Im excited i have nothing planned.
Boy: Thats lame. Dont u go on dates?
Boy: Dont u think of getting married or something in the future?
Girl: Well my husband died in the war in heaven so[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward