Archive for March 4th, 2010

Eeeeeek

Dude in TNRB convincing a guy on the phone to sell pest control in NC
"........dude I found black people love white people......"

"…. Yea dude im
telling you, black women are soo afraid of spiders!"
classic!

- Cristina[ READ MORE ]

Planning

Girl to guy in Nutrition- How about if your wife dies and my husband dies then we'll get married when we're old?!
Guy nods and smiles... They then give each other a high five.

- Mike[ READ MORE ]

Flick and Swish

Guy 1: "I honestly felt like... 'Swish and flip!'"
Guy 2: "Oh, no! I hope I taught you better than that!! Swish and FLICK!"

- Emily[ READ MORE ]

Packing

"Sometimes I wear three pairs of panties just to make my butt look bigger." yeah, okay random girl in wal-mart

- Jacob Bürgermeister Meisterbürger Mecham[ READ MORE ]

Toot Toot

"Ok mom, I kinda tooted in the car while I was on a date with him, you couldn't hear it but you sure could smell it. But he was so nice about it, he looked at me and said 'I like anything that comes out of that cute butt'!!" A girl talking to her mom on the way home... gross.

- Lauren Foutz[ READ MORE ]

Hips

at a mission opening

guy 1: "where do you think he going to get called to?"
guy 2: "italy"
guy 1: "how do you know?"
guy 2: "because my hips told me, and my hips dont lie"

- James[ READ MORE ]

Chinchilla Swap Meet

at the end of class:
Guy: Hey nice boots
Girl: thanks, they're real fur
Guy: Yeah? What are they chinchilla?
Girl: No, I bought them at a store!

- Adam Broud[ READ MORE ]

Kashmir

Roommate during Kashmir: It's the best song for when you feel like you're stoned...but you know you're not because you didn't do drugs or anything...

- Tommy Williams[ READ MORE ]

Socialism

Guy: "Oh great, thank you for ruining my book. now I can't take it back to the bookstore."
Guy 2: "Its ok, the bookstore is socialist anyway."

- Nielle Jensen[ READ MORE ]

Freaks

"Who baptized this freak?!"

- Josie Sampson[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward