Archive for March 4th, 2010
two girls walking by the Testing Center in their Sunday best: girl 1: "so. did you kill him?" girl 2: "yeah... but then he came back..."- Emily Farris[ READ MORE ]
Roommate1: So... are you going to buy us ice cream in a few weeks?Roommate2: No! I'm NOT going to be the first girl to buy ice cream for the apartment this semester!Roommate1: I'll do it. I'll take one for the team.- Kimberlee Franson[ READ MORE ]
Roomate that is about to join army says, "My Patriarchal blessings says I will survive"- Levi Johnson[ READ MORE ]
A girl talking on her cell phone just outside the Wilk, "I TOLD her she can't just get married over the weekend, but she won't listen!"- Rebecca Waite[ READ MORE ]
"Love is like a horrible disease." Classic Civ Professor- Samuel Harrison Feil[ READ MORE ]
Guy: Well, obviously you're a girl, so you never have to worry about this, but don't wear boxer shorts when dancing!- Chelsea[ READ MORE ]
as i am working on a research paper, my roommate says "for emotional abuse, I can tell you the 3 signs of a suicidal person"- Tara Biggerstaff[ READ MORE ]
Let's make sure if we're naked, we're beautiful!- Jonathan Evans[ READ MORE ]
BOM professor: "We're not gonna get anything done. This is great!"Student in BOM: "Will I go to heck?"- Emily Crain[ READ MORE ]
At stake conference:Speaker: "At the end, the score is going to be the Lord--a million and Satan--a little."Roomie: That's because the Lord has Jimmer on his side.- Reyna Walker[ READ MORE ]
