Archive for March 4th, 2010
Girl in the bottom of the Benson: "So I got a call from an unknown number, so like, I answered cuz I thought it might be important. It was an employer asking for a job interview and we like, set up a schedule and everything but as we were setting up a time, the girl in the stall next to me flushed the toilet..."- Chad Ruger[ READ MORE ]
Latin professor: "Scraping your nails on a chalkboard is an interesting phenomenon because it doesn't bug you, but it drives everyone else insane... kind of like a wedding reception."- Jessica Croft[ READ MORE ]
Professor, talking about outside influences and inner influences in social work theory: "Ahh, the innies and the outies... are we talking about bellybuttons here?"- Jessica Croft[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "you might not believe it, but little children can learn arabic. even mentally retarded babies can learn arabic"BAHAHAHAHA.....the awkward laughter...and silence that followed was priceless....and our self esteem shot to the ground- Karl[ READ MORE ]
"You're probably hot, because you're a good secretary." -some girl talking on the phone- Erika Bailey[ READ MORE ]
Political Science class after watching an Obama campaign ad.-- Guy: Well he sure sounds like a communist.When asked why--Guy 1: He's only supporting his own side!Guy 2: Well, what do you want him to do in a campaign ad?- Lindsay Bragg[ READ MORE ]
Girl one: So he sent me a text asking if I'd like to go out next Thursday or next Friday.Girl two: Two weeks in advance (incredulous tone)Girl one: yeah TWO weeks in advance, it makes me wonder, what does this Freakin boy have going on!?- Corrine Fiso[ READ MORE ]
HBLL, 2 people facing each other at the computers as their feet touch.Girl: You must have long legsGuy: Yeah, they're not bad- Andy Guest[ READ MORE ]
Random girl: How can I tell my future husband that I kissed my cousin- Kelsey Cropper[ READ MORE ]
Religion professor: In our family we have a saying. 'We tease those who we love'. I have a LOT of LOOOOOVEEE.- Emma Tan[ READ MORE ]
