Archive for March 4th, 2010

Twinkled

Guy 1: "So where is John the Beloved, is he just chilling in the world somewhere"
Guy 2: "When you are twinkled you do what you want"

- Robert Hopper[ READ MORE ]

Stinkeye

girl outside the testing center:
I don't feel like trying to be like jesus right now, just leave me alone!

- Megan Combs[ READ MORE ]

Lunchables

hold on to your lunchables!

- Craig Foster[ READ MORE ]

Alright

Grown man to an engaged couple: "By the way, sex is really fun...alright?"

- Joel Thunborg[ READ MORE ]

Only Three?

Overhead outside the JKB: "BYU is the first place I've ever felt stupid for only being able to speak three languages."

- Lexie[ READ MORE ]

Crawling

A walrus can totally crawl up a blue whale's penis!

- Ben Christensen[ READ MORE ]

No Licking In The Library

guy in library yesterday: "guys we're in the library! No licking in the library!"

referring to the two girls across from him wrestling for control over a laptop....thank goodness

- Heather Gibbons[ READ MORE ]

Chihuahua

MUSIC 111R teacher: "I want you to stay on the chihuahua."

- Ashley Mangum[ READ MORE ]

Round

talking about the shapes of different animated characters: "and the square is all straight and has corners, where a circle is more round than a square..."

yup... a circle is definitely more round than a square... A+!

- Devin Nightingale[ READ MORE ]

Strippers

talking about strippnig yourself of your sins "Let's be strippers, strippers for Christ."

- Katie Richards[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward