Archive for March 3rd, 2010

Mono

"If I'm going to have mono, it might as well be from my fiance."

- Justin[ READ MORE ]

Super Slippery Soap

Girl 1 (looking at a vial on a shelf with a yellow substance in it): "Is that lubricant oil?"
Girl 2: "Uh, that would be just soap."

- Caitlin Romney[ READ MORE ]

Piece of Me

Today in my French class:

Proff: "Tu me cherches. It's kind of like, do you want a piece of me? .... but not in a gay way.

*class erupts in laughter"

wait... that's not how I meant it!!"

- Laurie Shafer[ READ MORE ]

Party

BYU Religion Prof.
"If we all knew the end from the beginning, then we would...um...have a big party!"

- Michelle[ READ MORE ]

Rock Me

Guy to friend walking by the ESC: "I dont think ill ever have a problem with being a rockstar... that's the problem"

- Erin Evans[ READ MORE ]

True Pigskin

at a fast and testimony meeting the day after winning a football game, "I'd like to bear my testimony about BYU football. I know it's true."

- Maralie Godemann[ READ MORE ]

Staus

Walking home from class and I pass two girls. One said to the other "I want to have a boyfriend, just to have a boyfriend."

- Sarah Shoaf[ READ MORE ]

Furries

"Did you ever read Animorphs?"
"You know that's funny, because I asked someone that today!"

- Megan Jeffries[ READ MORE ]

Early Birds

Some guy: "I see people having premarital sex!!!"

His wording is purely BYU. I'm not sure I want to know the context.

- Sarah Godfrey[ READ MORE ]

Snip Snip

"In order to go from being a husband to being a wife you would have to... change things."

- Jade McDowell[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward