Archive for March 3rd, 2010

Century Brains

Roommate: "What century are we in? the 22nd? I heard it changed recently...."

- Peri[ READ MORE ]

Sacrifice Her?

"I would sit next to her, but if she started making out with me, I would Genesis 39:9 her."

- Elisa Thurston[ READ MORE ]

Legos

"They [film students] have their personalities, and we [engineers] have our legos." -M.E. Prof.

- Timothy John Ruggles[ READ MORE ]

Does Not Compute

"I have to find some way to show an increased output of love, but it aint gonna be today!" -M.E. Prof, after a sarcastic comment.

- Timothy John Ruggles[ READ MORE ]

Ouch

Girl in public speaking: "Dirty dancing at Gold's Gym? It's crazy. I did it last night, and my butt is like sooo sore."

- Grant Peterson[ READ MORE ]

Disco Stick

Guy (Talking about 11 year-old sister with a facebook): "Why did you post Lady Gaga's "Disco Stick" as your status!? That's awful!"
Girl: "It's catchy!"
Guy: "So is Chlamydia! But that doesn't mean you should post it!"

- Sam[ READ MORE ]

Slash

"he was wearing a red sash?... He must be fighting some homosexual thoughts..."

- Amber Whiteley[ READ MORE ]

Cameras

I work at the library and sometimes answer chat messages, this is one my boss got today...

Chatter: How much security is in the library? Like are there cameras everywhere?
Boss: Um, I'm actually not sure.
Chatter: Ok, I was just wondering. I think all those dome things are cameras.
Boss: You mean the wireless hubs? Those a...

- Jenn Lindsay[ READ MORE ]

German Dollars

Guy 1: "Oh, this taxi ride in Brazil would not cost more than 10 dollars"
Guy 2: "Brazilian dollars or American dollars?"

- Alciel Alves[ READ MORE ]

Rococo

While discussing Rococo decoration: "Is that like painted... nature?"

- Kylie Ladd[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward