Archive for March 3rd, 2010

Options 1 – 4

"Option five, we can just elope!" -girl at cannon center

- Benjamin Glen Crabtree[ READ MORE ]

Sleepy

Guy 1: Dude Jacob was totally wasted in elders quorum!
Guy 2: Really??
Guy 1: Ya he didn't get any sleep the night before!

Haha then I guess Im wasted 90% of the time too!!

- James[ READ MORE ]

Creepy

"He was tainted with creepy moments."

- Sarah Johnson[ READ MORE ]

Slappy

Two guys in the wilk:

Guy 1: So how's married life treatin ya?
Guy 2: Oh it's pretty good, kinda stressful with school though.
Guy 1: Well hey at least you get to come home to a wife.... I get to come home to my crazy korean roommate who slaps himself in the shower!!!

bahahaha

- Jason Anderson[ READ MORE ]

Priceless

"If it was Han Solo, I would totally steal it."
"Yes, but we would leave some money."
"Yes, of course."

I have no idea what "it" is.

- Elizabeth Russell[ READ MORE ]

Whipped

Girl in Cougareat: "I've got this guy hooked. I mean, like, we could be watching a movie... and I could drool on his arm... and he would like it."

- Megan Botts[ READ MORE ]

Tampons

Guy picking up tampon to illustrate the fact that he has actually used all the random stuff in his stage management bag for theater productions:
"i've used this....Oh, I (empahsis here) havent used it i meant...."

- Rebekah Lee O'Connell[ READ MORE ]

Your Momma

My roommates while torching the top of some delicious crème brûlée
Roommie A: Take a picture of me doing it!
Roommie B: That's what your mom said last night...

- Mandy Robinson[ READ MORE ]

Then I Like It

my roommate: "I don't like my pants being wet unless I do it myself."

- Jessica Wells[ READ MORE ]

Nice Guns

Looking at engagement rings online while a boy was in the room:
Girl: "Oooh look at that one! Oh. $24,000."
Boy: "What?! You could buy a decent little car for that!......Or a really nice gun!"

- Emily[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward