Archive for March 2nd, 2010

Crumb Bum

In the JKB:
"Nothing worse than having crumbs in your bum while you're sleeping."

- Ashlyn Little[ READ MORE ]

Satan Blocked

Guy trying to keep a girl from breaking up with him - "Does the Devil want you to be single or does the Lord want you to take a leap of faith and be in a relationship?"

- Elizabeth Schulzinger[ READ MORE ]

I Hate Scouts

"Back when the Boy Scout Program actually worked"

- Allison Farmer[ READ MORE ]

Babysitting

"Yeah, my husband and I have been having a lot of problems. Thats why I want to have a baby. I figure, if we have a child, then he can use all of his energy playing with it instead of annoying me."

- Meg Barber[ READ MORE ]

Wendy’s Tenure

at Wendy's ( I know, not TECHNICALLY campus, but it was a BYU student): "I just need a sabatical from life"

- Tara Biggerstaff[ READ MORE ]

Faith of Ether

Guy: I figure if I call the temple and set a date to get married the Lord will have to find me a wife before then because of my great faith. Ether 12:6 baby

- Casey Greer[ READ MORE ]

And Don’t Use Coupons

"non mormons tip so much better!" girl talking about her job as a waitress

- Royal Bateman[ READ MORE ]

BYU Subsidized

professsor: "it sounds like pornography...



....it's from my book"

- Brenna[ READ MORE ]

Color Me Pink

Girl in JKB: “He gets so upset if I don’t paint his nails with everyone else.” - Keisha[ READ MORE ]

Triple Wo Dare You

BoM professor: “If you get a triple woe, that’s really bad in woedom” - Ashlee[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward