Archive for March 2nd, 2010
in the hall outside my apartment: "HOW DARE YOU EXERCISE"- Tara Biggerstaff[ READ MORE ]
Today i saw a youngster messing around at the Florence Nightengale exhibit...He was looking under her dress!!- Spencer Colvin[ READ MORE ]
Today I heard someone whistling "Come Thou Fount" in the Cougareat. I smiled.- Tasha Hinton[ READ MORE ]
girl 1: "Usually I like tight guy hugs, but this one was like, are you hugging me to hug me?, or are you hugging me to feel me?"girl 2 (authoritatively): There is a difference- Lila Jenson[ READ MORE ]
Boy 1: So how is the dating life going for you?Boy 2: Since my mission I go on like 2 dates a week.Boy 1: Wow!Boy 2: Ya I dated 2 girls for 3 months and another girl for 7 monthsBoy 1: What happened with the 7 month girl?Boy 2: She went on a mission.- Sabrina Welch[ READ MORE ]
Our math teacher taught us what a "latus rectum" is today and snickered about the word "rectum" every time he said it.- Geoffrey Scott[ READ MORE ]
Yelled across the square to each other outside the JSB:Guy 1: "Hey, Dungeons and Dragons tourney tonight!"Guy 2: "Wait, what about World of Warcraft?"Guy 1: "That's tonight right after!"Guy 2: "Okay, sweet! See you there!"Guy 1: "Remember to wear your cape!"- Allison Hines Jeppson[ READ MORE ]
My roommate, just now, on the phone talking to his friend who is just about to go to the temple: "It's really great, you know, really spiritual and sacred, then you get to the room with the pool full of plastic balls, and you can just cut loose."- Daxson Hale[ READ MORE ]
I heard a couple of little boys yelling this while I was walking through Brigham Square, of course, all the booths were up for voting. They yelled the following: V-O-T-E, We want Candy!!- Kassi Miller[ READ MORE ]
Girl is sitting on a couch, guy is complaining about his computer program and how it won't link families right. Girl says of "oh just come over here and make some babies" Guy laughs, girl is confused. sad day- Tami[ READ MORE ]