Archive for March 2nd, 2010

Pyros

"She doesn't like explosions, but nearly everyone else in the department does." --Dr. Dearden on a member of the chemistry faculty.

- Danielle Spencer[ READ MORE ]

Tests

Nonverbal and just kind of funny: I'm taking my biology quiz on blackboard and the Instructions say: Answer each question and try not to miss lots of points

- Devin Jackson[ READ MORE ]

Scientists

At a molecular biology review today "Now lets talk about the F in bacteria" (class laughs, then I think he realized why everyone was laughing like 15 seconds later)

- Amber Harward[ READ MORE ]

It’s Mine!

"I don't think I'm gonna get back with him, but he can't take the ring back after giving it to me twice. I'm gonna keep it."

- Jacob Cloward[ READ MORE ]

And You’re Stupid

Guy: he's from 'BAMA!
Girl: where is THAT country?
Guy:.....'bama...as in Alabama
Girl: oh. in my defense, i'm canadian.

- Linda Jean Goettsch[ READ MORE ]

I’m Old G

overheard in the cougareat: "I can take you to a place at 2 in the morning where five year olds sell crack."

- Aubree[ READ MORE ]

Loves Nerds

boy: excuse me, may I ask what language you're writing in?
girl: uh, Arabic
boy (looking throughly disappointed): oh, I was hoping it was something cool like elvish or something.

- Alie Fidel[ READ MORE ]

Huh

A girl walking through the library talking way to loudly, "I don't know if she gets off, or got it off. I haven't talked to her for like three days!"

- Lynn Durham[ READ MORE ]

Every Time A Bell Rings

Professor: "What was that"
Student: "My phone ringing"
Professor: "Oh I thought I had an idea"

- Melissa Crandall[ READ MORE ]

Tombs

In Art History talking about Roman Tomb- Professor: Every time I've been there people have been getting married. I keep wanting to tell them that they're getting married where dead people are buried.

- Torie Hartwell[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward