Archive for March 2nd, 2010
Professor: "Announcements? Mission calls? Engagements?"Girl: "I'm not engaged."The class cheers- Hannah Hawkes[ READ MORE ]
Two girls walking out of the SWKT: "We're totally obsessed with each other."- Tessa Peterson[ READ MORE ]
student's cell phone goes off in class, making some happy beeping noise. professor: "did you hear that? i'm getting translated!"- Mandy Gonzalez[ READ MORE ]
Instead of "bud" or "buddy": Call me Henry or "love of my life."- Joel Thunborg[ READ MORE ]
professor:"pears are just so sexy"yes he was talking about the fruit.- Krystle Wahnschaffe[ READ MORE ]
Prof. talking about the Aboriginal people burning the brush: "That's what they called it, cleaning up the country. Of course, they didn't speak English."- Jess Stephenson[ READ MORE ]
"He was tainted with creepy moments."- Kimberly[ READ MORE ]
"there is no agency in candyland"- Melissa Crandall[ READ MORE ]
So i was standing at a door of a girls apartment waiting for them to answer, when these two girls walk by and one says "Its because your boobs are bigger than mine" she then sees me and goes "well that was awkward..." and walks away- Jason McEwen[ READ MORE ]
Girl to boy: "Hey, we're like sperm! You're fast, but I'm durable!"- Lurel Brooks[ READ MORE ]
