After listening to the guy in front of my roommate and I sing a hymn in church:
My roommate: Man, I swear that guy is just trying to just show off his singing voice in Sacrament Meeting.
Me: Agreed. It is quite annoying.
My roommate: It’s not like he is the only person in the world who can sing vibrato.
Me: Yeah, no fooling. It’s like he’s thinking, “Hey look at me! I can sing vibrato!” Yeah, well guess what? So can Whitney Houston, and she smokes crack.

- Taylor