Two guys walking on campus:
Guy 1: Dude, we broke up
Guy 2: Why, I thought all was well
Guy 1: Well, we were and I asked her to marry me but her dad said no
Guy 2: What !!! Why?!!
Guy 1: Well first he said she was young
Guy 2: How old is she?
Guy 1: 18
Guy 2: What and her dad said young, OMG!!!
Guy 1: Yeah and he also said he …

- Lina