Archive for February, 2010

Tight

Him and I… We’re tight, like unto a dish!” – Friend remarking on how close him and his roommate were in Gospell Doctrine. -Kelsey[ READ MORE ]

Condo

If the Temple is the lord’s house… then church is like the lord’s condo - Kaitlin[ READ MORE ]

Women

Overheard @ priesthood: (the discussion was about long term effects of our choices) Guy: It’s like when a woman asks you if the dress makes her look fat. You can say no and make her happy in the short run, or you could say yes and then maybe she would go and lose some weight [ READ MORE ]

Heil Mom

Guy 1: “Not even your mother would love you.” Guy 2: “Oh but she will, she love Nazi’s” - Craig[ READ MORE ]

Never Give Up

Guy 1: So you guys are back together? Guy 2: No… she dumped me. Three times. - Miriam[ READ MORE ]

Necrowhat?

Overheard on the way to church. Guy 1: “Necrophilia. Live it. Love it.” Guy 2: “Is that a true gospel principle.” - Logan[ READ MORE ]

Pink Pirates

“I really hate lipstick, but it’s more Piratey.” - Tim[ READ MORE ]

Space Godzilla

“I just figured out a way to make anything better… add ‘space’ to it.” “Food vs Space Food! Space food totally wins.” “Yeah, so Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla…” “Space Godzilla wins of course, how could he not?” - Cam[ READ MORE ]

Come Here Lover

  • February 22nd, 2010
  • Posted in Random

Girl: Lover is not a bad word. Guy: If Jesus was here would you tell him you had a lover? Girl: Um no. - Jessica[ READ MORE ]

Twister

2 guys sitting at a table: Guy 1: So are you going to the party tonight? I hear its going to be insane Guy 2 (perking up a little): Seriously! i was beginning to think people in Utah didn’t know how to throw a “real” party! Guy 1: I know right! this things going to [ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward