Archive for February, 2010

Butter Smart

I was watching the Cougarettes in concert and I heard a guy say “The girls I date are not really book smart…. they’re more like butter-label smart” - Stephanie[ READ MORE ]

The Strawberry Virgin

Girl 1: “It says here that strawberries represent the Virgin Mary.” Girl 2: “But…aren’t chocolate-covered strawberries what people feed each other before they…get it on?” -Natalie[ READ MORE ]

Lineage Of Sleazy

  • February 26th, 2010
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Guy running some pick-up lines by a girl: “Your name looks really familiar. Wait, I know where I’ve seen it – in my patriarchal blessing!!” -Vicky[ READ MORE ]

Love Me Tender

In relief society: “So most of you know it as the woman who was taken in adultry but my Book of Mormon teacher said we should think of it as the women who showed much love.” - Madison[ READ MORE ]

Thespian Morals

I mean like, i’ve never had to hardcore make out on stage so i guess that is good. - Benjamin[ READ MORE ]

On Whole Wheat

Vengeance is delicious…much like peanut butter and jelly! - Justin[ READ MORE ]

Bring The Rain

  • February 26th, 2010
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“Thunderstorms beat boys any day.” - Melissa[ READ MORE ]

Robbing The Cradle

Two guys walking on campus: Guy 1: Dude, we broke up Guy 2: Why, I thought all was well Guy 1: Well, we were and I asked her to marry me but her dad said no Guy 2: What !!! Why?!! Guy 1: Well first he said she was young Guy 2: How old is [ READ MORE ]

Oh… Megan

  • February 26th, 2010
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Overheard outside Heritage Halls: Girl 1: My non-member friend told me the movie was good.. Girl 2: What was wrong with it? Girl 1: Well, it had Megan Fox… - Kristi[ READ MORE ]

Dude!

Overheard while in the RB..(read enthusiastically, they were practically yelling!) Guy 1: Well why don’t you just ask her out? Guy 2: Dude! - Kristin[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward