Archive for February, 2010

Lost In The Scriptures

“Believe it or not, your ability to analyze LOST will increase your ability to analyze the scriptures!” - Jake[ READ MORE ]

Hot Prayers

girl in the cannon center: “he looks sooooo hot when he blesses the sacrament!!!” - Tracee[ READ MORE ]

Smoking Crack

After listening to the guy in front of my roommate and I sing a hymn in church: My roommate: Man, I swear that guy is just trying to just show off his singing voice in Sacrament Meeting. Me: Agreed. It is quite annoying. My roommate: It’s not like he is the only person in the [ READ MORE ]

Sheri Dew

girl one- “when sheri dew comes to talk to the stake, just write down everything she says, andd DONT DO IT” girl two- “and then i’ll get married?” girl one- “yup” - Michele[ READ MORE ]

Effers

My professor: (referring to group letters D and F) Well the D’s look okay but on thursday we’ll have to follow up on the effers - Amanda[ READ MORE ]

Closet Polygamy

“It’s not sadness over what you’re losing, it’s sadness that you can only marry one person… that sounded alittle polygamist didn’t it…” - Carolyn[ READ MORE ]

Oatmeal

Boy at the Creamery looking at cereal and talking on his cell phone: “Mom, how do you make oatmeal? I mean, I know you need a microwave…” - Sara[ READ MORE ]

Colored Pencil Foreplay

“The way he marks his scriptures turns me on.” - Grace[ READ MORE ]

Police Beat

At Wendy’s last week: “I haven’t been in the Police Beat in like, 6 months! I must be losing my edge.” - Parker[ READ MORE ]

Rainbows

My friend: “He’s so gay! Like, when he talks, a rainbow comes out of his mouth!” -Alanna[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward