Woman standing holding her baby girl, "We should name our first son Clyde after the Clyde Building."
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in a CPSE class. A girl was answering a question: "I got the sense that…hold on there's a spider. I'm gonna kill it…" (she smacks the table with the water bottle and goes on talking about assessment like nothing happened.)
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One roommate to the other while he was playing Smash Brothers.
Roommate 1: Why is an armidallo chasing you?
Roommate 2: Actually, that's suppose to be Pikachu.
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Slow and steady wins the race, in swiping your ID card, and also in love.
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Friend at work: What is cornstarch made out of? Flour?
Me: Corn…
Friend: Oh! Haha, duh…
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Outside the JKB/HFAC on the lawn: One girl to her friend as they part -
Girl 1:"Bye, see you later!"
Girl 2: "Keep the commandments!!"
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Today in my French class my teacher asked us if we'd had anything exciting happen over our weekend. One girl said she got to talk to a really cute guy, and she and the teacher started talked about him for a moment. Suddenly a guy in class bursts out, "I thought we weren't going to talk about that!"
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"It's sad when even your computer falls asleep in class." -Professor Halverson.
After a student asked a really complex question about Java coding while trying to show off, Professor Seppi replied "That's just evil and I'll slap you if you do it."
Brother Johnson: "One time I was at the grocery store and a gal was checkin…
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