Jessica Caitlyn Kugath

Professor: Get your I-phones out and punch the time travel app…

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Emily Jacobsen

Woman standing holding her baby girl, "We should name our first son Clyde after the Clyde Building."

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Cassandra Nielsen

in a CPSE class. A girl was answering a question: "I got the sense that…hold on there's a spider. I'm gonna kill it…" (she smacks the table with the water bottle and goes on talking about assessment like nothing happened.)

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Jacob Begay

One roommate to the other while he was playing Smash Brothers.
Roommate 1: Why is an armidallo chasing you?
Roommate 2: Actually, that's suppose to be Pikachu.

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Brittany Tennant

Slow and steady wins the race, in swiping your ID card, and also in love.

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Sarah Godfrey

Friend at work: What is cornstarch made out of? Flour?
Me: Corn…
Friend: Oh! Haha, duh…

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Michelle Symmons

Outside the JKB/HFAC on the lawn: One girl to her friend as they part -
Girl 1:"Bye, see you later!"
Girl 2: "Keep the commandments!!"

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Kimberly Bennion

Today in my French class my teacher asked us if we'd had anything exciting happen over our weekend. One girl said she got to talk to a really cute guy, and she and the teacher started talked about him for a moment. Suddenly a guy in class bursts out, "I thought we weren't going to talk about that!"

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Serena Nelson

‎"It's sad when even your computer falls asleep in class." -Professor Halverson.

After a student asked a really complex question about Java coding while trying to show off, Professor Seppi replied "That's just evil and I'll slap you if you do it."

Brother Johnson: "One time I was at the grocery store and a gal was checkin

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Cosmo Cougar

Would you date a guy/girl at UVU? How about hair school? Take the survey

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/LBYNCPC

http://cougaranonymous.blogspot.com/

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